Meet The Genius™
Creator of this sarcastic masterpiece. Mostly harmless. Somewhat caffeinated. Dubiously qualified.
- 🔹 Debugs by vibes and vibes alone.
- 🔹 Once built a feature that even surprised them when it worked.
- 🔹 Proud advocate of “temporary hacks” since 2018.
- 🔹 Thinks TypeScript is a personality trait.
- 🔹 Has a PhD in Stack Overflow SEO.
- 🔹 Calls it “AI” so they don’t have to call it “guesswork”.
Judge My Skills
This project? A digital exhibition of all my questionable design decisions.
- UI? Tailwind + vibes.
- Logic? Duct tape + false confidence.
- Performance? If it loads, it's good enough.
- Security? Please don’t inspect element.
You’re welcome to roast me — gently — through this project. It’s held together with optimism and caffeine.
⚠️ This page exists to imply the creator knows what they’re doing. Confidence not included.