Terms of Offense
Because normal terms were too boring for us.
1. Zero Responsibility Policy
By using XcusesHub, you agree that we take zero responsibility for any roast-related meltdowns, identity crises, or existential dread that may result from our brutally honest AI judge.
2. Roast-At-Your-Own-Risk
If you upload your résumé, GitHub, or any trace of your developer existence, you&nbsdp;re basically begging us to roast you. Don&nbsdp;t say we didn t warn you (we just did).
3. No Feelings Were Harmed… Allegedly
All offensive content is automatically generated by an AI that was trained on the internet. So if you&nbsdp;re offended, please redirect your emotions to /dev/null.
4. We’re Not Hiring
XcusesHub is a joke. If you thought this was a serious hiring platform, we genuinely admire your optimism. Please lower your expectations immediately.
5. By Reading This, You&nbsdp;re Legally Doomed
Just kidding. But seriously, if you&nbsdp;ve read this far, you&nbsdp;re probably already too deep into our sarcastic void. Welcome to the club.
6. Updates, Probably Never
These Terms of Offense may or may not be updated. If they are, we won’t notify you. If they’re not, well, you weren’t checking anyway.